Need to Contact Me? Rejoice!


If you need to contact me please email me.

That said, I travel a lot and spend a lot of time at the beach. If you are contacting me about writing I’ll put two things on front street.

  1. I don’t need your $
  2. You’re going to need $

I’m off and on with social media and admittedly I have an IG but I’m one of those hateful people who has a follower/follow ratio *quickly does some math* of under 3% so if you follow me I’m probably not going to reciprocate anyway.

I’m super pleasant.